"...stupid twenty-first century archaic bullsh--"

"Oh. There we go."

"This is Dr. McCoy, I'm busy right now so if you leave a message I'll get back to you when I can. If this is a medical emergency, stop leaving me messages and get your ass to the clinic. Moron."

"And if this is Jim, the answer to whatever it is you want is no. Just no."

BEEP!

Bones came back from his shower suddenly very glad he wasn't the type to walk around in just a towel. Because there was a guy on his bed.

"Who the hell are you?" He looked too old to be a student.

The guy smiled. "I'll give you a hint, Leonard. I'm long, hard and you stick me in your best friend a lot."

"..."

The guy rolled his eyes. "Your hypo, you idiot."

Bones' jaw dropped. "Your shitting me. That's impossible."

"Really? After all the stuff you've seen, you're calling this impossible?"

"You may have a point."

"Not anymore I don't."

"Oh you're hilarious," Bones said with a roll of his eyes. He couldn't even believe he was going along with this.

[Establishy!]

It had taken the better part of yesterday and today, but Bones had managed to sanitize his new living space. It really was unfair. He had hardly gotten a chance to settle in his dorm room and then he had to up and move somewhere else. And he hadn't even really settled in there. At least he had managed to get his hands on clothes that weren't his now ill-fitting Starfleet uniform. Turns out they took at sorts of money in this town.

With his alcove as clean as he was gonna get it, Bones settled back on his bed and wondered how weird his cabinmates would think he was if he went in and sanitized the bathroom. Sure they probably thought it was clean but there was a "normal person's clean" and a "paranoid McCoy clean". One involved about three more hours extra work than the other.

Maybe he'd wait to do it while they were all asleep.

[Open, sure]

"Holy shit, I'm alive." He seriously had not been expecting that. Especially after everything got all dark around the edges and he fell unconscious...

So sue him, he fainted. They were being sucked into a black hole, it was a stressful situation. Anybody could have fainted. It wasn't girly at all.

Who was he kidding, Jim was never going to let him live it down. Speaking of...

"Jim? You all right?"

[For the BFF]

Okay! Info post time. I can do this. Here is Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy of Star Trek fame. The new Star Trek. The one lacking Shatner. That one.

First things first, yes, this Bones is from the same post-movie universe as captaininthree even though he's a student and looks like a teenager. Red Matter is a helluva drug substance. Look, if it could transport Nero and Old!Spock to two different times through the same black hole, it can de-age Bones and keep Kirk the same, dammit. This is Star Trek. We don't have to make sense if we don't want to so nyeh.

Okay the rest is going under a cut.

( Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not an info post )